ashalittlefinger

I kissed a girl
Wearing a cross
Around her neck
Her lips didn’t taste
Like church
But her hips
Felt like god
I wonder what
Her pastor would
Have thought
I wonder if that
Cross around her neck
Meant more to me
Than it does
To her.

“

—	Jesse Feinman, An Atheist on a date (via perfect)

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Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

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